roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

18 Apr 14 @ 3:28 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

18 Apr 14 @ 3:28 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

18 Apr 14 @ 3:26 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

watsonqueen:

actress challenge - [10]  people

↳[1/10] Rupert Grint

Rupert’s the guy I go to when I want to be relaxed and have a good laugh. His dressing room is like a child’s wonderland with every kind of game, every kind of sweet, every kind of whatever you can imagine. I go to him if I want to snuggle up on the sofa and watch television.”

17 Apr 14 @ 6:39 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

youcanhavemypast:

if you dislike taylor swift i have some questions for you the first one is what the fuck is wrong with you

17 Apr 14 @ 6:38 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

justafanboy:

dadvevo:

today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and
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Yet another unrealistic standard for women.

17 Apr 14 @ 6:37 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green


its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

17 Apr 14 @ 6:37 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

BUT GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A FRONT FACING CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR CAT ON VIDEO MODE. IT TRIES TO EAT IT !!

17 Apr 14 @ 4:48 am  —  reblog

disneyforprincesses:

Okay guys, get your photoshop and your drawning tools ready because disneyforprincesses is looking for a new HEADER! And we want YOU FINE FRIENDS to design it for us!

The winner will have their blog linked on ours and credit for the banner! Also, the winner will…

17 Apr 14 @ 4:48 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ You can’t give her that!’ she screamed. ‘It’s not safe!’
IT’S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
‘She’s a child!’ shouted Crumley.
IT’S EDUCATIONAL.
‘What if she cuts herself?’
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
17 Apr 14 @ 4:47 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

BUT GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A FRONT FACING CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR CAT ON VIDEO MODE. IT TRIES TO EAT IT !!

17 Apr 14 @ 4:31 am  —  reblog

BUT GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A FRONT FACING CAMERA IN FRONT OF YOUR CAT ON VIDEO MODE. IT TRIES TO EAT IT !!

17 Apr 14 @ 4:23 am  —  reblog
17 Apr 14 @ 3:39 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

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