Smile and be happy<3

  • brigwife:


    how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

    English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

    French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

    *800 years of war*

    (via sherlockisonfire)

  • allthingshyper:







    “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

    This is so useful

    No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

    In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

    • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

    If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

    • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

    If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

    • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

    Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

    Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:


    Sorry for the blurry quality.

    damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around


    not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 



    I love this fandom

    (Source: dajo42, via sherlockisonfire)

  • feelslikefinally:

    Her head was in the clouds. His head was full of stars. In a way, It was kind of perfect.

    (via heygeorgecheckthisout)

  • hesmagicandmyth:


    Jon Stewart | Just For Laughs 1992

    i just can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before or not.

    (via love-original)

    • American: I want to live in the UK.
    • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
    • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
    • African: I want to live in the UK.
    • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
    • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
    • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
    • French: I want to live in the UK.
    • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
    • British: wat
    • Irish: feckin' English bastards
  • lucifeur:


    Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

    I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

    (via heygeorgecheckthisout)

  • Do/did you ever worry? You're famous now and stuff but when you were living paycheck to paycheck, did you ever worry you wouldn't make it? Not that you weren't talented enough, but just generally that you wouldn't be able to make rent and bills and student loan payments?


    Yes.  I was supporting myself with writing and I had two infant children. I was pretty terrified. But failure wasn’t really an option, not if the kids were going to eat.

  • dat-soldier:



    jack the ripper identified

    *swat team descends on graveyard*

    we fuckin got him now

    i just lost 4 followers


    Come at me, fuckboys!

    (via toomanydreamsnotenoughtime)

  • hellyeahhomestuck:

    These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

    (via heygeorgecheckthisout)

  • 5saucewoah:

    the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

    (via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

  • So I heard a comment that gay (and “even” bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.










    I hate


    to disagree


    but I’m afraid


    I have to.


    Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

    He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

    same with Misha, i’m guessing?

    ^no Misha is openly bi

    excuse you


    i think you are


    forgetting somebody


    very important


    who deserves to be on this list



    (via toomanydreamsnotenoughtime)

  • "

    1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

    2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

    3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

    5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

    6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

    7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

    9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

    10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

    11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

    13. It’s okay to cry.

    14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

    15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

    16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

    17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

    18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

    19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

    20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

  • modernvampiresofnewyork:

    What girls look for in guys

    • brown eyes
    • messy hair
    • cute nose
    • 4 paws
    • golden retriever 

    (via toomanydreamsnotenoughtime)

  • jeszing:

    I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

    (Source: feinseld, via greetings)