If You're Not Smiling Than Please Try To My Dear
Stop fretting what will happen if you fall my darling and start dreaming about what happens when you learn to fly !
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  • defensivewounds:

    kinkstertime:

    panic-at-the-dildos:

    we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

    Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

    That’s painfully accurate.

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  • “never again”

    This image is one of the most powerful pro-choice images I’ve ever seen. When I saw it in the newspaper I immediately cut it out and hung it on my wall.

    This is not my image. I’m using it with permission from Arthur Newspaper.

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  • indigo-incandescent:

    twigwise:

    hartosexuals-mdk:

    Mae Martin is the best! :)

    Please do not laminate your queers

    do not laminate your queers

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  • taddle:

    kvothe-kingkiller:

    deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

    allonsy-sherlock:

    popetwitter:

    kaalashnikov:

    squeakykins:

    yzma:

    putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

    wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

    who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

    who the fuck does

    i the fuck do

    what the fuck man

    fuck you

    This is how civil wars are started

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  • squirrelofwednesday:

    i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

    like look at these

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    And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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    sorry bro

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  • bbcaddict:

    My first friend in New York, Z.

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  • superwholocked-in-albion:

    jeankd:

    thegoddamazon:

    The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

    The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

    excuse u

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  • yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

    badassbitchfromhades:

    freckledtrekkie:

    doctorsherlocklokison:

    captainmjolnir:

    I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

    I mean seriously

    what do you think we do every month

    THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

    AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

    I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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    Well now we do

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  • senor-cactuar:

    the avengers?

    how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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  • greencrook:

    greencrook:

    greencrook:

    There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

    He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

    Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

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  • nikktheconqueerer:

    we all took this movie too literally

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