If You're Not Smiling Than Please Try To My Dear
Stop fretting what will happen if you fall my darling and start dreaming about what happens when you learn to fly !
  • asiamack:

    Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

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  • make me choose
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    anonymous asked: scarlett johansson or as natasha romanoff

    (Source: ladybaratheon, via wholockedj)

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  • matty-leblanc:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT LEBLANC

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  • If I put my book down for you you’re special okay

  • slayboybunny:

    "sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
    "ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
    "oh sorry about that sir" 

    (via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

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  • snowyarcherprince:

    nostopdasgay:

    shubbabang:

    One of my close friends is a belly dancer

    And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

    Like we could just be walking

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    I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

    Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

    The hips, they don’t lie…

    (via jamieisaunicorn1432)

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  • For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :)

    mitchlions:

    doctor10by10:

    finnkurtismydrug:

    gayasthefourthofjuly7:

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    99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

    Reblogging because I care, not because of the guilt trip ^

    Same as above.

    I think it’s good tumblr is being used to raise money for someone with a disability =).

    (Source: fl-u-me, via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

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  • mermaid613:

    poyzn:

    Quick and simple lifehacks.

    I am so fucking done

    (via jamieisaunicorn1432)

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  • call-me-shezza:

    ultrafacts:

    For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

    Well there go
    my plans for tomorrow

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  • bridgemcgidge:

    shercockandmycrotch:

    everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

    i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

    that comment

    im sold

    gotta do it now

    (Source: jetstreak, via hanndragggon)

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  • tygermama:

    • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
    • it’s Steve’s idea

    (via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

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  • trillrosemafia:

    blvck-qod:

    stunningpicture:

    Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

    Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

    (via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

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  • meulin-weipon:

    cityofbadass:

    Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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